Open Letter to Tom Brady

Dear Tom,
You have got to be one of my heroes. Not because you are a Super Bowl(s) Champion. Not because you are a first class athlete. Not because you are extremely dashing (not in a gay way). Not because you are rich, successful, and definitely not because of the fact that you can get any woman you want.
You are my hero because you have nerves of steel, and balls of iron. I mean.. you we're dating a hot woman already.. that Coyote Ugly chick... you impregnated her.. then dumped her ass for Giselle.
AND today.. I find out that you are now married. That my friend takes balls, and for that.. I salute you, but then again.. you are no ordinary man.


Sincerely,
Ryan Azia