Preserve The Sexy 101

NVUS Proudly Presents MSG

Take a break from your REAL studies for ONE NIGHT and Please join your Professors on this highly informative lecture on Preserving the Sexy...

Lecture Begins at ULTRA BAR University
Friday April 25th 2008, 10:00 PM ..

Please be advise of Lecture FEES
21+ Men FREE before 12:00 AM
21+ Women FREE ALL NIGHT
21 Under Women Small Lecture fee Payable at the door
18+ MEN check out WOO LAE OAK COMMUNITY COLLEGE!!

LATE Fees of $20 REDUCED with PASS at 12:00 AM

Your Professors ..
Ryan "Hustler's "R" Us Alumnus" Azia
Richard "Number 1 DRAFT PICK" Hu
Sujin "Valedictorian" Joo
Sandy "Hood Studies" Williams.

Will be leading the lectures on, "Living the good LIFE with great friends on your Birthday!!"

Also be sure to check out the Workshops by our Special Guest Speakers

DJ Geometrix- Music Theory on Crowd Control
Erin Dodd- How to pick up Psycho Boyfriends
Celia aka VA BEACH- How to Drink without Chasers
Vilan Aram- How to drink and walk at the same TIME
Stephanie KDPHI Cho- How to pick up Sorority Girls
Bobby Noble- Just Say NO!!
Kesar Long- No Line No Cover .. ASK ME HOW!!

University Colors are Black and White

Men- Suits PLEASE
Women- Elegantly Scandalous "Skin is in BY the WAY"