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Friday, February 27, 2009

Open Letter to Tom Brady

Dear Tom,
You have got to be one of my heroes. Not because you are a Super Bowl(s) Champion. Not because you are a first class athlete. Not because you are extremely dashing (not in a gay way). Not because you are rich, successful, and definitely not because of the fact that you can get any woman you want.
You are my hero because you have nerves of steel, and balls of iron. I mean.. you we're dating a hot woman already.. that Coyote Ugly chick... you impregnated her.. then dumped her ass for Giselle.
AND today.. I find out that you are now married. That my friend takes balls, and for that.. I salute you, but then again.. you are no ordinary man.


Sincerely,
Ryan Azia

Sunday, February 22, 2009

NERAN, NERAN, NERAN....lol

So every now and then, my boy Neran out in LA entertains me with his blog. So rummaging through http://www.youtube.com/ I found out what he's really been up to these days. Appearing in parody videos.




Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Preserve The Sexy 101



NVUS Proudly Presents MSG

Take a break from your REAL studies for ONE NIGHT and Please join your Professors on this highly informative lecture on Preserving the Sexy...

Lecture Begins at ULTRA BAR University
Friday April 25th 2008, 10:00 PM ..

Please be advise of Lecture FEES
21+ Men FREE before 12:00 AM
21+ Women FREE ALL NIGHT
21 Under Women Small Lecture fee Payable at the door
18+ MEN check out WOO LAE OAK COMMUNITY COLLEGE!!

LATE Fees of $20 REDUCED with PASS at 12:00 AM

Your Professors ..
Ryan "Hustler's "R" Us Alumnus" Azia
Richard "Number 1 DRAFT PICK" Hu
Sujin "Valedictorian" Joo
Sandy "Hood Studies" Williams.

Will be leading the lectures on, "Living the good LIFE with great friends on your Birthday!!"

Also be sure to check out the Workshops by our Special Guest Speakers

DJ Geometrix- Music Theory on Crowd Control
Erin Dodd- How to pick up Psycho Boyfriends
Celia aka VA BEACH- How to Drink without Chasers
Vilan Aram- How to drink and walk at the same TIME
Stephanie KDPHI Cho- How to pick up Sorority Girls
Bobby Noble- Just Say NO!!
Kesar Long- No Line No Cover .. ASK ME HOW!!

University Colors are Black and White

Men- Suits PLEASE
Women- Elegantly Scandalous "Skin is in BY the WAY"